Gujju Smiles

~~~~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~~~~

Meaning of Gujarati

G - gentle
U - understanding
J - jolly
A - adorable
R - royal
A - aggressive
T - tough
I - intelligent

This much quality only 1 Indian people have:
Yes, its GUJARATIs.

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Q: What do you call a gujju with no knees?
A: Knee-less (Nilesh)


~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~


Mara maran par tame aansoo na bahavsho,
Mara maran par dosto gam na karsho..
..Maari yad aave to sidha upar j aavjo!!


~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~


Jivan maa JAS nathi,
Prem maa RAS nathi;
Dhandha maa KAS nathi,
Javu chhe swarg maa,
pan eni koi BUS nathi.


~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~


Tu hase chhe jyare jyare,
tyare tyare tara gaal ma khada padechhe.
Hu vicharun chhu betho betho
ke mara shivay aa khada ma ketla pade chhe!


~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~


Bolya kare a maitri,
chup rahe a prem.
milan karave a maitri,
judai satave a prem.
hasave a maitri,
radave a prem.
to pan loko maitri mukine kem kare chhe prem?


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Gujju Premi: Priy, mere kaan me kuch halka sa,
kuch narm sa, Kuch namkin sa, Kuch mitha sa kaho!
Premika: DHOKLA


~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~


Inglish !
These four classified ads appeared in a local newspaper on four consecutive days.
The last three are hopelessly trying to correct the first days' errors.

MONDAY: For sale: SK Shah has a sewing machine for sale. Phone 25550707 after 7 PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him cheap.


TUESDAYs': Notice: We regret having erred in SK Shahs' ad yesterday. It should have read
"One sewing machine for sale cheap. Phone 25550707 and ask for Mrs Mani, who lives with him after 7 PM."


WEDNESDAYs' Notice: SK Shah has informed us that he has received several annoying telephone calls because of the error we made in the classified ad.


yesterday. The ad. stands correct as follows:
"For sale: SK Shah has A sewing machine for sale. Cheap. Phone 25550707 after 7PM and ask for Mrs Mani who lives with him."


THURSDAYs' Notice:
I, SK Shah, have no sewing machine for sale. I smashed it. Don't call 25550707 as I have had the phone disconnected. I have not been carrying on with Mrs Mani. Until yesterday she was my housekeeper but she quit!

~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~


Shu karu fariyaad tari,
Fariyaad ma yaad chhe
Fari fari ne yaad tari,
Ej mari fariyaad chhe!

~~~~~~~~~ Gujju Smiles! ~~~~~~~~~


Dictionary:

Sano...........Snow

Egg-joss.......Exhaust

Fota...........Photos

Lipti..........Lipstick

Phast..........Fast

Phlowur........Flower

Gilas..........Glass

Palty/Partee..........Party

Gorment........Goverment

Peeja..........Pizza

Punj.........Sponge

Die Vos........Divorce

New Brand......Brand New

Istill.........Steel

Bowel..........Bowl

Jee TV.........Zee TV

Yuniversity....University

Istawbury......Strawberry

Isscooter......Scooter

dismiss........Screwdriver

Kale...........Tommorrow and Yesterday

Vija...........Visa